Okay, I would like...
A big round stone hut. At the back of a big garden.
A sign in front of the hut with those black letters you re-assemble to say the name of the film. You have to climb up a small ladder to update the sign.
A small tree-lined avenue lit with fairy lights to reach it.
Red carpet? You betcha! Only on premiere nights though :)
Missmatched bucket seats and sofa so people can drag them where they need them
Usherette with a tray of snacks. Essential. She must shine a light in the face of people talking once the film has started. Talking is allowed during trailers so long as you keep your voice down - not everyone thinks you're funny.
No ads. NO ADS!
All films come with a short pre-feature to build antication
Occasional film festivals and all-nighters
Okay, what would your perfect home cinema experience be?